Negativity Dictionary

Ok, here are tricks that don't deserve a special article in anti-patterns section, but still funny to mention. Caveat, reading those may make you extremely cynical of salesmanship and Internet marketing, even though it's not that easy. Some gurus would say that this is a negativity, if you follow them, skip this page. For the rest, read and decide yourself, if you want to use those or not.

This page is arranged as a dictionary: typical phrase and the translation to a layman's English.

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"Are you an action taker?" -- Where, the heck, is your credit card?

"I'll be adding more killer marketing tips to this page every day." - I'll be adding more time killing videos to this page every day, so that you won't have time to work on your business, because you watch my videos instead, and you will pay me for my stuff forever while working for a big corporation.

"Free" - after you give your email address, confirm subscription to my mailing list, figure out how to avoid a series of upsell offers, and call my customer support (good luck!) to cancel the forced continuity.

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Any more of those? Please, leave in the comments.