Ok, here are tricks that don't deserve a special article in anti-patterns section, but still funny to mention. Caveat, reading those may make you extremely cynical of salesmanship and Internet marketing, even though it's not that easy. Some gurus would say that this is a negativity, if you follow them, skip this page. For the rest, read and decide yourself, if you want to use those or not.
This page is arranged as a dictionary: typical phrase and the translation to a layman's English.
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"Are you an action taker?" -- Where, the heck, is your credit card?